I Will NOT
- Have a big extravagant expensive wedding; I'm just too cheap and impatient
- Go vegan; Just can't, it would offend my tastebuds
- Have a natural childbirth; Why would I?
- Get married in a white dress; Um, I'll be 36 in less than a month
- Buy a brand new car; Yeah right
- Go Blond; Nah, too predictable
- Limit myself to dating one race; I'm going gray over here, something's gotta happen
- Apologize for voting for our first Black president; I say it loud and proud, I was and will continue to be Ecstatic that my president is Black like me.
- Condemn Ashley Dupré-the high-priced "escort" who got down and dirty with Governor Spitzer. Won't do it. Um yeah-$4,000.00 an hour is A LOT of money.
- Make excuses for Britney Spears; I know too many moms (single and married) who take good care of their children with limited help; they do it without complaining, and they most certainly don't have money for maids, butlers, drivers and nannies.
